Jobs That Don’t Suck

Here are some lovely imaginary jobs which wouldn’t suck and at which I’d excel:

1. Awarder of cash prizes

2. Receiver of weekly spa manicures and pedicures

3. Cake batter taster

4. Professional high heel shoe shopper

5. Opinion giver

6. Republican basher

…Anyone know of any openings?

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